Negan Quotes

The Walking Dead Negan Quotes

“Welcome To A Brand New Beginning, You Sorry S***s!”

“Hot Diggety Dog! This Place Is Magnificent!”

“I Hope You Got Your S’ Pants On.”

“I Wear A Leather Jacket, I Have Lucille, And My Nut Sack Is Made Of Steel.”

“I’ve Got My Fingers Crossed For A Little Freaky Deaky!”

“Holy Crap! You Are Creepy As S***!”

“Eugene! I Was Goin’ For A Handshake.”

“Pissing Our Pants Yet? It’s Gonna’ Be Pee-Pee Pants City Here Real Soon!”

“Is That You, Rick? Under All That Man-Bush?”

“I Am About 50% Percent More Into You Now… Just Sayin’!”

“Oh, You Better Be Joking! Negan… Lucille… I Know I Had To Make A Pretty Strong First Impression!”

“I’m A God Damn Cat!”

“You Are Adorable! Did You Pick That Gun Because It Looks Cool? You Totally Did!”

“I Could Never Do This With Rick. He Would Just Be Standing There, Scowling, Giving Me That Annoying Side-Eye He Gives Me.”

“He Hid In One Of My Trucks And Machine-Gunned A Bunch Of My Men Down, And I Brought Him Home, Safe And Sound. And… I Fed Him Spaghetti!”

“… She’s Clearly A Three.”

“That Is A Very Mature Attitude, Father… Not The Father.”

“This Isn’t Some Sort Of A Praying Mantis Situation, Is It? Cut Off My Head Afterwards? I’m Sorry. I Can’t Help But Notice You Didn’t Say No To That.”

“I’m Sorry, I Never Know Exactly Which Eye I’m Supposed To Look At. It’s A Little Bit Distracting.”

Negan Quotes Funny

“How Long Have You And The Boss Lady Been Together? Is This A ‘Beta With Benefits’ Situation? You Slide Her A Little Omega On The Side?”

“Lucille’s beautiful, smooth surface is never gonna look the same, so why should yours?!”

“Lucille is thirsty. She is a vampire bat!”

“Pissing our pants?… It’s gonna be pee-pee pants city here real soon.”

“You can breathe, you can blink, you can cry. Hell, you’re all gonna be doing that.”

“Funny how a little ‘Holy sh*t! Somebody’s gonna die!’ lights a fire under everybody’s *ss!”

“You don’t look at him, you don’t talk to him, and I don’t make you chop anything off of him.”

“I just popped your skull so hard your eyeball popped out, and that sh*t is gross.”

“You do the same damn stink eye as your dad — except it’s only half as good, cuz, ya know, you’re missing one eye.”

“I was gonna ask her to come back with me. Oh, I know what you’re thinking: ‘How could I ever shop a guy who just bashed her husband’s head in.’ You’d be surprised.”

“Your mouth is all puffed up like a baboon’s *ss.”

“Oh-ho-holy sh*t! Everybody hold your fire. It’s Carl. Look at you. Answering the door like a big boy. I am so proud.”

“While they’re at it, I just want to point out to you that I’m not taking a scrap of your food.”

“Slim pickin’s in here. And I can’t be the only one to notice that you got a fat lady in charge of keeping track of rations, can I?”

“Is that you, Rick? Underneath all that man bush? Sh*t, I would not have messed with that guy.”

“Sucks, don’t it? The moment you realize you don’t know sh*t.”

“You got some beach-ball-sized lady nuts coming in kamikaze like that.”

“Hi. You’re Rick, right? I’m Negan. And I do not appreciate you killing my men. Also, when I sent my people to kill your people for killing my people, you killed more of my people. Not cool. Not cool. You have no idea how not cool that sh*t is. But I think you’re gonna be up to speed shortly. Yeah. You are so gonna regret crossing me in a few minutes.”

“I’ve got my fingers crossed for a little freaky deeky.”

“Holy crap, you are creepy as sh*t sneaking up on me wearing that collar with that freaky *ss smile.”

“I took this place, and it was a damn free-for-all… A loose confederation of assholes, an army made up of gangs of animals, and I brought it all together. The last guy that was in charge; he wasn’t in charge of sh*t. He allowed people to be weak. I don’t. I make them strong, which makes this world strong. You’re gonna see, Gabey. See, I’m gonna make you my new special project. Gonna make you nice and strong too. We’re gonna find your special purpose. Hell, yes, we are.”

“A good leader uses everything to their advantage.”

“People are a resource. Money on the table. People are the foundation of what we are building here!”

“If you don’t have something interesting for us… somebody’s gonna die. And no more magic guns.”

“I care about my people. I don’t want to just march them into the line of fire because I want to play ‘my dick is bigger than yours.’ It is. We both know it.”

“I like killing people. Oh. Well, I… I say it’s about killing the right people. So you kill the right people at the right time… everything falls into place. Everybody’s happy. Well, some people more than others. But you kill one, and you could be saving hundreds more. And that is what we are all about. We save people.”

“Punishment — can’t do anything without that. Punishment is how we built everything we have.”

“You don’t really think that you were gonna get through this without being punished, now, did you? I don’t want to kill you, people. Just want to make that clear from the get-go. I want you to work for me. You can’t do that if you’re dead, now, can you?”

“You were in charge. Hell… you were probably… addicted to it. And now, well, clip, clip… that’s over.”

“You ever hear the one about the stupid little prick named Rick who thought he knew sht but didn’t know sht and got everyone he cared about killed?”

“If you don’t protect what belongs to you, then sooner or later, it belongs to someone else.”

“Not making a decision is a big decision.”

“You earn what you take.”

“You can’t keep a big dog locked up forever. Sooner or later, he’s got to run.”

“There is nothing worse than nothing.”

“No one ever thinks that they are the evil one.”

“You see that? I am everywhere. And this was your shot to prove to me that that fundamental fact was sinking in, and you failed. Which sucks, because your life was about to get so much cooler.”

I think you are a thin-dicked politician threading the needle with your thin, thin dick.

You were in charge. Hell… you were probably… addicted to it. And now, well, clip, clip… that’s over.

If you don’t have something interesting for us… somebody’s gonna die. And no more magic guns.

Negan Quotes Twd

Oh-ho-holy sht! Everybody hold your fire. It’s Carl. Look at you. Answering the door like a big boy. I am so proud. While they’re at it, I just want to point out to you that I’m not taking a scrap of your food. Slim pickin’s in here. And I can’t be the only one to notice that you got a fat lady in charge of keeping track of rations, can I Feels good! Sounds good! I do believe Lucille’s getting a little jealous. Is that you, Rick? Underneath all that man bush? sht, I would not have messed with that guy.

Sucks, don’t it? The moment you realize you don’t know sht. Jesus. You look shitty. I should just put you out of your misery right now. You ever hear the one about the stupid little prick named Rick who thought he knew sht but didn’t know sht and got everyone he cared about killed? I just want to point out to you that I’m not taking a scrap of your food. Slim pickin’s in here. And I can’t be the only one to notice that you got a fat lady in charge of keeping track of rations, can I? Either way, you starve to death, I don’t get sht, so for now, you get to keep all the food.

Funny how a little “Holy sh*t! Somebody’s gonna die!” lights a fire under everybody’s *ss!

You see that? I am everywhere. And this was your shot to prove to me that that fundamental fact was sinking in, and you failed. Which sucks, because your life was about to get so much cooler.

This… This is Lucille, and she is awesome. All this, all this is just so we can pick out which one of you gets the honor.

Welcome to a brand-new beginning, you sorry shits!

Now, boy, where were we? Oh, yeah. Your giant, man-sized balls.

You do the same damn stink eye as your dad — except it’s only half as good, cuz, ya know, you’re missing one eye.

I was gonna ask her to come back with me. Oh, I know what you’re thinking: “How could I ever shop a guy who just bashed her husband’s head in.” You’d be surprised.

Your mouth is all puffed up like a baboon’s ss. Widows, especially ones that look like that … they … are special. I love ’em. Right after their husbands go, they are just … empty inside. But usually not for long. You can breathe, you can blink, you can cry. Hell, you’re all gonna be doing that. In case you haven’t caught on, I just slipped my dick down your throat and you thanked me for it. Anybody moves, anybody says anything, cut the boy’s other eye out and feed it to his father and then we’ll start. Are you okay down there? Your penis? I mean, that guy, he clomped on it. You don’t look at him, you don’t talk to him and I don’t make you chop anything off of him. I just popped your skull so hard your eyeball popped out, and that sht is gross.

You got one of our guns. Whoa. Yeah. You got a lot of our guns… sht, kid, lighten up. At least cry a little. I could never do this with Rick. He would just be standing there, scowling, giving me that annoying side-eye he gives me. Well, would you look at that? They were here after all. Funny how a little ‘Holy sht! Somebody’s gonna die!’ lights a fire under everybody’s ss! You get three choices. One, you wind up on the spike and you work for me as a dead man. Two, you get out of your cell, you work for points, but you’re gonna wish you were dead. Or three, you work for me, you get yourself a brand-new pair of shoes, and you live like a king! I’m just pulling your dick, breaking your balls a little bit. You didn’t think I was gonna leave Lucille, did ya? I mean, after what she did, why would you want her? Well look at you, swinging your dick. Are you cool, though, Dwight? I mean, I just said it was happy hour at the pssy bar, and Dwight eats for free … and you said no.

This is gonna be as cold as a warlock’s ballsack, just like he was hanging his ballsack above you and dragging it right across the forearm.

See, you need to get everybody on board. Everybody. Or … we just go right back to square one.

Earn for me. Because we’re coming back soon, and when we do, you better have something interesting for us, or Lucille, she’s gonna have her way. I want you to hear that again. If you don’t have something interesting for us … somebody’s gonna die.

Son of a btch, Carl! Was that just a play?! I thought we were havin’ a moment, you little asshole! Hi. You’re Rick, right? I’m Negan. And I do not appreciate you killing my men. Also, when I sent my people to kill your people for killing my people, you killed more of my people. Not cool. Not cool. You have no idea how not cool that sht is. But I think you’re gonna be up to speed shortly. Yeah. You are so gonna regret crossing me in a few minutes.

Well, pardon me young man, excuse the sht out of my gddmn Fench but did you just threaten me? Jesus, Gabe. What you did, that is some horrible, cowardly, spineless sht. But I guess that’s what a confession’s supposed to be, right? My first wife was a real wife. My only real wife. Till death did us part. It was before this. I lied to her, I screwed around on her. And she was sick. And when she went… When she went, it was during this. I couldn’t put her down. That is how I was weak. That is what I will confess. Because, yeah, maybe we do bite the big one here.

I’ve got my fingers crossed for a little freaky deaky.

I like killing people. Oh. Well, I… I say it’s about killing the right people. So, you kill the right people at the right time… everything falls into place. Everybody’s happy. Well, some people more than others. But you kill one, and you could be saving hundreds more. And that is what we are all about. We save people.

Holy crap, you are creepy as sh*t sneaking up on me wearing that collar with that freaky *ss smile.

Pissing our pants?…It’s gonna be pee-pee pants city here real soon.

Oh, you better be jokin’. Negan, Lucille. I know I had to make a pretty strong first impression.

Do not make me kill the little future serial killer.

I care about my people. I don’t want to just march them into the line of fire because I want to play ‘my dick is bigger than yours.’ It is. We both know it.

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